so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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