The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just gift wrapped bread.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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