we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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