I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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