you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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