it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
