no, he came in my armpit
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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