I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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