i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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