I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We're too hungover to prance.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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