how can u be prego again
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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