they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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