Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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