Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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