We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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