i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
so much tequila, so little girl.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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