Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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