get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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