i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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