so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize
