seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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