That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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