Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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