I'm really into asian looking animals
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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