I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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