This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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