who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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