My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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