Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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