what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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