I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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