SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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