I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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