I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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