That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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