You surviving the open bar?
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I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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