Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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