Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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