I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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