if i can run in heels then i can drive
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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