No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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