with your own penis?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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