He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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