Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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