she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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