6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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