I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I love you.
Bad choice
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
