My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He felt like a one man threesome
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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