Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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