i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
NoShamevember. You game?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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