Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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