thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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