hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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