bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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