since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
