how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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