drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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