He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Randomize
