I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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