guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
